ROFL IM OVER BLOGGING

If You Liked Joop Try Jeer

05/02/09. I had my 2 lectures for the week and I was at uni by 8 (mega groan). They sucked and I listened to them then went home. When I got home I headed off straight away again as I needed to do some grocery shopping. IT WAS THE BEST FUN EVER. Seriously, there are so many choices, all you do is walk around with a huge moving crate and drop goodies in it. I stocked up with chips, chocolate, cookies and 1 or 2 apples for good measure. I also bought some new deoderant called 'Jeer' (thank you Jeer for giving me my new blog title).

Besides that I am pretty bored at the moment and eager too meet up with the 18+ gang tommorow night and watching cool 18+ content. I'm gonna go cook and incredible amount of meat seeing as I bought enough for me and my sister and she said she will never be home :(

STATUS UPDATES
*I'm eager for friday/the weekend so I can have some catchupsies with peopl
*I didn't go swimming today coz it smelled too much like chlorine at southbank
*I'm pregnant

QUOTE OF THE DAY
'Games designers are the all singning, all dancing crap of the world'
Arash Mohebi

To Protect And Entertain

04/02/09. Today was sweet. I slept in till 11 then got up and played dow2 till 3. Then I went to uni. My course was programming and it was pretty sweet. We are using a program called 'Processing' and our first assignment is to spell our name using shapes (tehe so easy). The program is a bit tedious at this time though because what I am trying to do could be done so much easier ( think of it like when you were first learning algebra and they tell you to use the formula but then they give you questions where you don't need the formula cause the answer is so obvious). I got home at 10:30 which sucked balls and i have a lecture at 8am tomorrow which is just a dick in the face. In my class today there was only me and one other person who came to uni straight from school (which was weird but cool).

My eating patterns have been completely transformed bcause of the awkward positioning of most of my classes so i wake up and I'm not hungry which is just weird. I have to eat vegies for dinner because they are the only thing whoch I can be bothered to cook at 10:30 so maybe this late night courses thing is for the better...

I'm sorry adoring fans but i really cannot be bothered to write any more tonight but i promise ill make it up to you with tomorrows blog as i have all day to write...

STATUS UPDATES
*I love my course
*It rocks
*I cannot believe I have to wake up so early tomorrow
*The 453 bus should really come more often
*I'm going to go swimming tomorrow!!!
*There is no L in the word 'face'

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"You spoiled the mood like an anorexic nude"
Drapht

Let Me Hold You Little Man

It is 03/02/09 and i have been reassured after today that not all my classes will be as daunting as sketching. Today I had 'digital production' which didn't start until 4pm so i got a considerable sleep in. My course today outlined that we will use photoshop and final cut pro predominantly, which rocks because I have some knowledge in those areas already AND it is closer to film which is what I wanted to get into first anyway. That was pretty much the day....... I caught the bus home and got home at like 9-ish and had to do craploads of housework because I am home alone. Then I had a healthy serve of chopped up frankferts and pasta for dinner..

AND THATS ABOUT IT

My course at uni seems to be for the people who didn't get good enough OPs to get into film or animation so there are alot of people in the same preverbial boat as me :p

I did learn one interesting thing at uni today and that is that the average male cannot outrun a badger. The reasoning for this is very simple - the most logical time for a man to see a badger is when he is hunting in the woods, but a clever hunter would know not to hunt near badger dens because large animals would not inhabit the near proximity of them, hence making the badger dens an ideal toilet. Know if the hunter is squating down to the badger den with his pants down, how fast do you think he is really going to be?

STATUS UPDATES
*My Bloody Valentine tomorrow!
*I don't have uni till 5pm tomorrow tehe
*My feet blister too much when i wear thongs
*I wish I was a hamster

QUOTE OF THE DAY
'Two drinks are enough! Money can't buy courage!'
Shoalin Master

Scooters Vacation and Fall

Geetings to all. It is 02/02/09 and i have just set up my eblogger bloggity blog, so watch out. Today was my first day of university and boy do I realise how screwed i am already. WE HAD TO DRAW STUFF. For those who can't understand my viewpoint i wuold like to take this opportunity to explain how bad I am at drawing. IM MEGA BAD. My 'sketching for animation' class was at 12 and i got to uni at 9 for free brekky and then had to kill three hours. Luckily I confided friendship in my new uni pal Lauren so we soldiered on through the hours together. One activity that filled my time was obtaining a 'swipe card' which ghas worried me increasingly ever since I got it because they have yet to tell us exactly what we are sposed to 'swipe'.

NEWAYS the day ended up ending at around 3 whence I caught the bus home even though supercool 3rd year James invited me to the pub (I had to leave to get to my guitar lesson). I saw Dom Killoran and BBC people on the bus which was kool, but we had whiny bridgo chicks infiltrating our bus and they were too loud and they squeeled every turn we made and they suck and they are little girls and they deserve to die and they are stupid girls that yell and scream too much and smell.

SO I DROVE TO MY GUITAR LESSON and showed Tim my instuctor a song about rimjobs and touching people where the royal jelly gets made (he laughed). After that and came home and cooked some snags up and ate them with an impressive slice of white bread which satisfied me immensely considering our household lack of white bread.

SO PRETTY MUCH NOW IM HERE

STATUS UPDATES
*I suck at drawing
*Renkerts a little bitch for saying he can't see my bloody valentine with me
*I have a face
*Before i spilt coke on my keyboard (but its ok now)
*Tom Lee is almost done a cert 3 in IT but he needs help on his assignment
*Chicken tastes better than lamb
*Jose Cuervo is better than Rad Bear

QUOTE OF THE DAY
'Draw with the right side of your brain'
John Eyley

'Write on the left side of the white board'
Matt

Extreme Phils Story

There was once a lonely little boy named Phillip. Although Phillip had an played an astounding game of wiffle ball and had an IQ of over the IQ that around 5 average people would have, which led his loving mother Shaneekwa to legally register him under 5 different aliases, he could never find the companionship that his favourite pair of electronic nose pegs could offer him. Phillip grew weary of shocking his nose hair one day, so he decided to play on the computer that Shaneekwa hept in the basement for tax file purposes. Phillip quickly grew addicted to the popular pc gaming title 'Warhammer 40k - Dawn of War' and the not so popular website 'www.yetol.com'. After reaching an impressive win ratio of 38% in 'Dawn of War' he decided that a higher goal could not be obtained, at least not before his respectable 7:30pm bedtime, so he waffled away the remaining 10 minutes he had spare by bombarding 'www.yetol.com' with vibrant comments under the alias of 'Max Ross'. This commenting on 'www.yetol.com' began to plague Phillips mind and quickly developed an obsessive state in the mind of the young boy. Hours turned into days and the figurative jargon that came from the fingertips of Phillip expanded onto the digital pages of the yetolian site. Eventually Phillip was banned from yetol for good thwarting all attempts he could make at obtaining the 'Jedi' rank of comment posting. Phillip was distrought, but he observed that the yetolian administration could not identify the alias of 'Max Ross', so he made another account under the name of Extreme Phil, which was his second legally registered name thanks to his caring mother Shaneekwa. Phillip was back in the comment spamming game, and the editor of this publication would like to point readers out that this is the sole reason for Phillips indecision to increase his win ratio in 'Dawn of War' to 39%. THE SOLE REASON. It was one this day of whenever the day of when three space cowboys from Westhamptonshire decend upon the earth to hand out candy to the elderly is, that a legend was born. A legend so prolific in its cheeseful nature that it could not be surpassed by any other legend or even any other fairytale. This, my dear friends and lolfaces, is the legend of EXTREME PHIL!